This guy…this is my musician boyfriend.
First of all, don’t get mad that I liked JC more back in the ‘NSYNC days. I blame your hair, which has since gotten MUCH better. Also, I loved you on the Mickey Mouse Club…what I remember of it. I’m younger than you, just a little bit though.
I don’t remember when exactly it was I fell in love with you. It was somewhere around the “Pop” video and/or when you came out with your solo album and I realized how much you needed a hug.
Then you were on SNL. And I found out how funny you were – which is good because I’d been worried about your acting. I saw that one Disney movie you did while you were still in ‘NSYNC. AND THEN, you sang Rainbow Connection with Kermit the Frog. And that’s when I knew we needed to get married.
It was a close one, I’ll admit, deciding between you and Michael Buble for this honor (And trust me, it’s an honor. I’m awesome), but when it came down to it, I think you were the clear winner all along. I mean, I can listen to “Cry Me A River” 100 times in a row. And your version of “Hallelujah”? Yeah. Amazing.
Plus, you’re pretty easy on the eyes. And that, my dear, is the biggest reason I will pretend not to notice how ridiculous the lyrics to “Carry Out” are. Also I love you.