Bears have it right, y’all. They sleep all winter. I could get down with that. Because winter is the shittiest of all seasons. This one’s been pretty bad, too. Gray and gloomy outside almost every day, cold AF (I can no longer afford to have a social life due to increasing costs of my electricContinue reading “So, winter sucks.”
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I wasn’t really joking about thawing out
Former president, vampire hunter, alleged depression sufferer, non-namesake of Ashley’s baby and bearded wonder Abraham Lincoln once said “Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be.” Suffice it to say, it’s been a long winter. So long in fact, I’m pretty sure it’s still going, even thoughContinue reading “I wasn’t really joking about thawing out”
NECzema
Ah, November. The month of Thanksgiving. The month before Christmas. The month where the feeling outside goes from “oh, I need a sweatshirt” to “HYPOTHERMIA” unless, of course, you live in Kentucky, where today it was warmer than it was a month ago. It’s also the month where my good friend and maybe yours, ECZEMAContinue reading “NECzema”
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