Ode to insomnia

Oh insomnia, you keep me awake when I really need to be sleeping. You make me watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. at 11:30 and midnight, even though I’ve seen every single episode, several times in fact. You make me need/want to take naps at odd times of the day – like 7 p.m. I can’t turn my brainContinue reading “Ode to insomnia”

If I never see these commercials again…

……I’ll be just fine. There’s a bunch of ridiculous commercials on TV right now and I could go the rest of my life without seeing any of them ever again. Yes, they’re catchy, but I don’t remember them in the good way. I remember them for annoying the crap out of me. For example: QuiznosContinue reading “If I never see these commercials again…”