This is the final entry in a long-running series – texts from textsfromlastnight.com that sound like they should/could be from my friends. We’ve had a good run, but I think it’s time I move on to other fun features for you guys. So, please enjoy. (609): I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made upContinue reading “Sounds familiar”
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Sounds familiar
It’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these.. For those who might be new to the party… I am in about three different group texts that I communicate in regularly, with my very best friends. These texts aren’t from them, they’re ones that got submitted to textsfromlastnight.com, but they very easily could beContinue reading “Sounds familiar”
(Getting out of) my own way
There’s an underrated movie – the sequel to “Get Shorty.” It’s called “Be Cool” and if you haven’t watched it, you should. Even though he’s extra creepy now, John Travolta does alright in it – but the better parts in it are any featuring Vince Vaughn, The Rock or Andre 3000. Best parts (in myContinue reading “(Getting out of) my own way”
Sounds familiar
As I’ve said before – my Game Night Bitchezzz and I have a GroupMe thread that’s been going on basically forever and it’s the best thing to happen to all of us, ever. The conversations that go on in there I couldn’t explain if I tried, and I love that. They range in topic byContinue reading “Sounds familiar”
Sounds familiar, special edition
A few months ago, my life was changed by an iPhone app. Not Candy Crush. GroupMe. You used it? It was introduced to me by one of my best friends in an attempt to get us all into a group message outside the regular texts. It’s genius, really, because seriously who hasn’t wished for anContinue reading “Sounds familiar, special edition”
Sounds familiar NINETEEN
Nineteen of these suckers? Whoa. Maybe at some point I’ll stop putting the numbers after. OR, I will keep going, until there’s like 103,290 of them. I haven’t decided yet. In the meantimes, please enjoy these hand-selected texts that probably sound like you! Sounds like…Me (361) Also, you tried to make me learn all ofContinue reading “Sounds familiar NINETEEN”
Sounds familiar XVIII
Really, these are self-explanatory at this point. And look, Steph, you’re included this time! Sounds like… me (352): You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant. (606): after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table andContinue reading “Sounds familiar XVIII”
Sounds familiar XVI
Things are a little behind over here, if you haven’t noticed. But not for much longer. See, I put this together for you! Stay tuned for your regularly scheduled programming….but first.. Sounds like…Me (780): Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP. (281): TooContinue reading “Sounds familiar XVI”
Sounds familiar XIV
There are at least three on here that I believe the person I said it sounds like has actually sent. Seriously. Sounds like… Me (603): He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it. (605): You were throwing up and said, “Wipe my face,Continue reading “Sounds familiar XIV”
Sounds familiar XIII
You know how they say 13 is an unlucky number? Well, in this case it’s not. It’s lucky. For you! Sounds like…Me (717): Gotcha. Well, I’m puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says “love the moment” around the rim. Not loving this particular moment. (515): you picked up the vacuumContinue reading “Sounds familiar XIII”
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