Sounds familiar

This is the final entry in a long-running series – texts from textsfromlastnight.com that sound like they should/could be from my friends. We’ve had a good run, but I think it’s time I move on to other fun features for you guys. So, please enjoy. (609): I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made upContinue reading “Sounds familiar”

Sounds familiar

It’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these.. For those who might be new to the party… I am in about three different group texts that I communicate in regularly, with my very best friends. These texts aren’t from them, they’re ones that got submitted to textsfromlastnight.com, but they very easily could beContinue reading “Sounds familiar”

Sounds familiar

As I’ve said before – my Game Night Bitchezzz and I have a GroupMe thread that’s been going on basically forever and it’s the best thing to happen to all of us, ever. The conversations that go on in there I couldn’t explain if I tried, and I love that. They range in topic byContinue reading “Sounds familiar”

Sounds familiar, special edition

A few months ago, my life was changed by an iPhone app. Not Candy Crush. GroupMe. You used it? It was introduced to me by one of my best friends in an attempt to get us all into a group message outside the regular texts. It’s genius, really, because seriously who hasn’t wished for anContinue reading “Sounds familiar, special edition”

Sounds familiar

I couldn’t stage a comeback without including an old favorite for y’all. You know the drill. Texts From Last Night publishes texts that could very well be from my friends, even though the area codes are different… Sounds like…me (865) I’m so drunk. Liken realign drink (615) Like really drunk? (615) Or did you enjoyContinue reading “Sounds familiar”

Sounds familiar NINETEEN

Nineteen of these suckers? Whoa. Maybe at some point I’ll stop putting the numbers after. OR, I will keep going, until there’s like 103,290 of them. I haven’t decided yet. In the meantimes, please enjoy these hand-selected texts that probably sound like you! Sounds like…Me (361) Also, you tried to make me learn all ofContinue reading “Sounds familiar NINETEEN”

Sounds familiar XVIII

Really, these are self-explanatory at this point. And look, Steph, you’re included this time! Sounds like… me (352): You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant. (606): after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table andContinue reading “Sounds familiar XVIII”

Sounds familiar, vol. XVII

I’m digging out from vacation/wedding number 1/catching up everywhere else and in the midst of working on a slew of things to post for you in the next couple of weeks. So for now, you’ll have to make do with this. I’m sure you’re upset. So I made it a little longer than usual toContinue reading “Sounds familiar, vol. XVII”

Sounds familiar XVI

Things are a little behind over here, if you haven’t noticed. But not for much longer. See, I put this together for you! Stay tuned for your regularly scheduled programming….but first.. Sounds like…Me (780): Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP. (281): TooContinue reading “Sounds familiar XVI”

Sounds familiar XV

As if I would kick this important week off with anything else… Sounds like…Me (850): Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again. (610): I think she’s perpetually drunk (484): It’s all she knows. (484): DidContinue reading “Sounds familiar XV”