OK, so the other day I got really obsessed with my stats and managed to find the ones that had gotten the most reads in the past five years. And oddly enough, the moth one was the winner. Ugh, moths. I just gagged. Anyways. Another thing I found in my stats search was the topContinue reading “Somethin’ to talk about”
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Sounds familiar
I couldn’t stage a comeback without including an old favorite for y’all. You know the drill. Texts From Last Night publishes texts that could very well be from my friends, even though the area codes are different… Sounds like…me (865) I’m so drunk. Liken realign drink (615) Like really drunk? (615) Or did you enjoyContinue reading “Sounds familiar”
Sounds familiar XVI
Things are a little behind over here, if you haven’t noticed. But not for much longer. See, I put this together for you! Stay tuned for your regularly scheduled programming….but first.. Sounds like…Me (780): Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP. (281): TooContinue reading “Sounds familiar XVI”
Sounds familiar XV
As if I would kick this important week off with anything else… Sounds like…Me (850): Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again. (610): I think she’s perpetually drunk (484): It’s all she knows. (484): DidContinue reading “Sounds familiar XV”
Sounds familiar XIV
There are at least three on here that I believe the person I said it sounds like has actually sent. Seriously. Sounds like… Me (603): He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it. (605): You were throwing up and said, “Wipe my face,Continue reading “Sounds familiar XIV”
Sounds familiar XIII
You know how they say 13 is an unlucky number? Well, in this case it’s not. It’s lucky. For you! Sounds like…Me (717): Gotcha. Well, I’m puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says “love the moment” around the rim. Not loving this particular moment. (515): you picked up the vacuumContinue reading “Sounds familiar XIII”
Sounds familiar XI
Oh yeah. I did it. Part 11. On 11-11-11. At 11:11. It’s magical and whatnot. Sounds like…Me (512): You kept running up to random groups of people and saying “I’m a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!” and they all listened to you. (250): Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith.Continue reading “Sounds familiar XI”
10. Count ’em.
First of all, I can’t believe we went this long into this month before I remembered I owed y’all one of these. Note to self: do not make habits of neglecting regular features. And this is the 10th one, so I should have done something awesome like post it for 10/10 at 10:10 or somethingContinue reading “10. Count ’em.”
Sounds familiar IX
A gift for you, because I know you’ll love it. No need to thank me. Sounds like…me (708) Also, turning on the light this morning was a three-step process. Way too hungover. (705) You would only drink if the Space Jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you saidContinue reading “Sounds familiar IX”
Sounds familiar VIII
Oh yes. It’s back. Get excited. You know the drill. Read, laugh, add some of your own or dispute the ones I said sound like you. Sounds like…me (816) I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring. (610) You bothContinue reading “Sounds familiar VIII”
