So many matches, so little to like about this process

Wanna know what goes through my head as I review the “matches” pre-selected for me by a company I am paying by the month to find me love? OF COURSE YOU DO. So, here goes.  OK. Starting with my Singled Out Match of the Day! Oh boy!  Singled Out was a good show. When IContinue reading “So many matches, so little to like about this process”

The art of the profile

The other night I winked at a bagpiper. Virtually. Not in person. ‘Cause that would look like this. Only more awkward. The last time I encountered a bagpiper in person it was in the middle of the night outside a bar while we were waiting for cabs and I asked him why he was playingContinue reading “The art of the profile”

Hurry up and wait

There are some harsh realities that come with putting yourself out there into the dating scene (do we call it that? Is it The Game? No, that’s a rapper..). You have to be patient, I’m told, which is funny because I’ve been patient for quite some time. Long enough that I should win the MostContinue reading “Hurry up and wait”

Possibly/probably a waste of money

It’s quite hard to meet someone to be in a real, honest-to-God, we’re grown-ups, boyfriend-girlfriend relationship as an adult. Nope? Just me? Awesome. I’m in that fun place of really busy with work and life and friends I already have so I don’t have the time or patience so much to go out and meetContinue reading “Possibly/probably a waste of money”

Post-pardyum

See what I did there? I’m so smart. i should totally be on Jeopardy. Ugh, dammit, Jeopardy. As many all of you know, the Jeopardy online test was Tuesday night. I was as prepared as I could possibly be, I guess, meaning I didn’t really do anything beforehand any differently from the last time IContinue reading “Post-pardyum”

17. Online shopping

Yesterday in the mail I got a Christmas present I ordered for someone this year. And that, my friends, is why I like online shopping. I have never taken advantage of Cyber Monday – and I’ve only tried Black Friday once, no thank you – but can see why people do it. In fact, IContinue reading “17. Online shopping”