You guys, it’s hard to date these days. Anyone who says otherwise, well, send them my way then, because I obviously need a coach. Where’s Hitch when you need him? I don’t remember exactly when I got it but I have been on Tinder, I believe, for about 10 months now. And it’s been anContinue reading “The Tinder Chronicles Pt. 2”
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I came, I saw, I winked. And then I moved on.
One month. That’s how long it took me to decide. It was a month when my insomnia came back full-force, when my anxiety moved from threat level yellow (where it stays most of the time) to red-orange or orange-red or whatever that crayon color is. It was a month when I had paid $35 andContinue reading “I came, I saw, I winked. And then I moved on.”
So many matches, so little to like about this process
Wanna know what goes through my head as I review the “matches” pre-selected for me by a company I am paying by the month to find me love? OF COURSE YOU DO. So, here goes. OK. Starting with my Singled Out Match of the Day! Oh boy! Singled Out was a good show. When IContinue reading “So many matches, so little to like about this process”
The art of the profile
The other night I winked at a bagpiper. Virtually. Not in person. ‘Cause that would look like this. Only more awkward. The last time I encountered a bagpiper in person it was in the middle of the night outside a bar while we were waiting for cabs and I asked him why he was playingContinue reading “The art of the profile”
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