I see (more) famous people

OK, so where were we? Oh. EMILIO!! “The Mighty Ducks man, I swear to God.” If you know what that quote’s from then I love you. If not, I have a movie to recommend to you. Anyways. So we met Emilio. And his friend whose name I really don’t remember but she was super niceContinue reading “I see (more) famous people”

Breathe in, breathe out

Three hours after I was supposed to be sound asleep last night, I wasn’t. I hadn’t even come close yet. Instead, I laid there (lie there? I never know the right tense) and stared. I stared at the closet door and then I rolled over and stared at my bookcase. I stared at the lightContinue reading “Breathe in, breathe out”

Lonely, like a shoe with no foot, which I’d prefer to the alternative

One time when I was driving, I saw a shoe. In the middle of the road. It was weird. No idea how it got there. Was it thrown out? Did it fall off some redneck who was hanging their foot out the window while driving? (I say redneck, but I’d totally do it if itContinue reading “Lonely, like a shoe with no foot, which I’d prefer to the alternative”

Finders’ keepers

I think I punctuated that correctly. Anyway. Currently, as a bookmark, I am using a Les Miserables little fact sheet that came in a book I bought from Half-Price Books. It was convenient, so I kept it. I did not, however, put a picture of it on the Internet. But I should have! Because thereContinue reading “Finders’ keepers”

Update: Chapstick Watch 2K11

So I was all prepared to sit down and lament the loss of one of my most valued possessions. Luckily, I had less time to write than I did to look for said possession because it’s since been found! Confused yet? Remember my experiment? I wanted to see how long I could hold onto theContinue reading “Update: Chapstick Watch 2K11”

I shouldn’t…watch this show II

Yep. It’s another one of those feature-y things we seem to like so much over here at on-account-of. Do you watch “I Shouldn’t Be Alive” on Animal Planet? Because shit’s crazy. Correction: People are crazy. Who says “I’m gonna go off on my own in the ocean for a month, don’t worry about me, andContinue reading “I shouldn’t…watch this show II”

And we’ll have a jolly good time

So, I don’t know if you know this or not – unless we aren’t that close, you don’t know me or follow me on Twitter or I haven’t talked about it too much – but this summer I’m leaving the country. Not permanently, just for a week. And I don’t even have to learn aContinue reading “And we’ll have a jolly good time”

I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts

Just murderers. I am so serious. Besides clowns, heights and submarines – don’t judge that last one, the episode of LOST where my TV boyfriend dies completely proves my point – the thing I may be most scared of is being murdered. Yep. I’m scared of being murdered. See: Why I slept in the middleContinue reading “I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts”