31 thoughts one has whilst their AC is on the fritz

1. It’s kind of hot in here. 2. Yeah, I’m sweating. 3. It’s kind of like a sauna. 4. THE THERMOSTAT SAYS 84. 5. I did not set it on 84. 6. Lemme just turn it way, way down, that should work, right? 7. (Hour later) Nope. Not working. 8. The good thing about homeContinue reading “31 thoughts one has whilst their AC is on the fritz”

Big life changes – its about time


Ohhhhhh 2014… 
 (Hey there, btw. I realize I have been slacking on this whole writing in this blog that I love and miss and think about all the time but have been a little busy for. Never fear. I’m back, bitchezzz..) 
 OK so in 2014, a few major things happened. 
 Numero uno:Continue reading “Big life changes – its about time”

They’re bound to be tired of me by now

It’s been a little over a year since I moved back in with the parents…something I should have done after college to save some cash and pay off some bills but I’m stubborn and didn’t so here I am now. For the past year, I’ve taken over the “home theater” in the basement, and I’veContinue reading “They’re bound to be tired of me by now”

My girls

I’m the oldest of three girls. I without a doubt have Oldest Child Syndrome. I’m bossy, protective and afraid to be a rule-breaker, most of the time. My sisters and I are three and nine years apart, and these past few years we’ve reached ages where it doesn’t feel so far away. Our friends areContinue reading “My girls”

The Girl Who Cried Appendicitis

An appendix looks very similar to a small dog’s tail. And it’s a completely useless organ that we haven’t needed since we were cave-people. And every so often, it swells up and causes the worst pain you’ll ever feel, after which a nice lady will tell you it needs to come out. And then aContinue reading “The Girl Who Cried Appendicitis”