Once upon a time my girls and I had a Girls Night and watched Magic Mike. Another night, we got brave and decided to do crafts and watch the best sequel of all time, Magic Mike XXL. What follows, as before, is the unfiltered commentary overheard (from me by them) during the run of that beautifulContinue reading “ANOTHER magical night”
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A few more of my favorite things
Last few months have been busy. But I’ve seen some awesome stuff here and there that y’all should see. Guys solve girls’ problems: Q: “Painfully tight bra straps?” A: “Put sponges under them, like those things you put on car safety belts.” Q: “There’s a weird gap between my bra and my boobs.” A: “Again,Continue reading “A few more of my favorite things”
Sounds familiar
As I’ve said before – my Game Night Bitchezzz and I have a GroupMe thread that’s been going on basically forever and it’s the best thing to happen to all of us, ever. The conversations that go on in there I couldn’t explain if I tried, and I love that. They range in topic byContinue reading “Sounds familiar”
Sounds familiar, special edition
A few months ago, my life was changed by an iPhone app. Not Candy Crush. GroupMe. You used it? It was introduced to me by one of my best friends in an attempt to get us all into a group message outside the regular texts. It’s genius, really, because seriously who hasn’t wished for anContinue reading “Sounds familiar, special edition”
Self-esteem boosters with Sarah
Welcome to a new feature, here on the ol’ blog, in which you will hear the frequent “compliments” I get from one of the teenagers in the youth group I work with – an eighth-grade girl named Sarah. She’s been on a roll lately. She’s unfiltered, which I can definitely appreciate because, well, people areContinue reading “Self-esteem boosters with Sarah”
Sounds familiar NINETEEN
Nineteen of these suckers? Whoa. Maybe at some point I’ll stop putting the numbers after. OR, I will keep going, until there’s like 103,290 of them. I haven’t decided yet. In the meantimes, please enjoy these hand-selected texts that probably sound like you! Sounds like…Me (361) Also, you tried to make me learn all ofContinue reading “Sounds familiar NINETEEN”
What it’s like to go to a haunted house with me
Being that today is Halloween, I’m getting festive. Mom and Dad’s annual party is tonight – and we go all out, but more on that later this week. For now, you’ll have to settle with one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. It’s from Ellen, when she sent one of her writersContinue reading “What it’s like to go to a haunted house with me”
Sounds familiar IV
That’s right. We’re up to four. You might have seen here at on-account-of.com – that’s right, the wordpress part is gone, I own that domain, suckaaaas – where I share texts from TFLN that, in my opinion, sound like they could be from me or my friends or family. Oh, you haven’t? Well here areContinue reading “Sounds familiar IV”
Sounds familiar III
It’s the third installment that I know you’ve all been waiting for. Not for the Cha Cha Slide – just FYI, the roommate refused to dance to part 2 at Daniel and Katy’s wedding to make his point that he’s still waiting for part 3. No, it’s the third part of the series of postsContinue reading “Sounds familiar III”
The best show I never watched. Until it was cancelled.
There’s a few shows people have always told me I should watch, but I never seem to listen. I mean, I’ll get to them eventually, but I already have too much to keep track of on the ol’ TiVo as it is! Thank God for Netflix. Because of Netflix, I’m caught up on a showContinue reading “The best show I never watched. Until it was cancelled.”
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