Tinderella

Once upon a time, like in any fairy tale, your heroine had had just about enough of trying to date the regular way. Fresh off the latest situation that had started out great and ended horribly (as they all do in these stories), she decided to try something new, because what the hell. And byContinue reading “Tinderella”

Sounds familiar NINETEEN

Nineteen of these suckers? Whoa. Maybe at some point I’ll stop putting the numbers after. OR, I will keep going, until there’s like 103,290 of them. I haven’t decided yet. In the meantimes, please enjoy these hand-selected texts that probably sound like you! Sounds like…Me (361) Also, you tried to make me learn all ofContinue reading “Sounds familiar NINETEEN”

The art of the profile

The other night I winked at a bagpiper. Virtually. Not in person. ‘Cause that would look like this. Only more awkward. The last time I encountered a bagpiper in person it was in the middle of the night outside a bar while we were waiting for cabs and I asked him why he was playingContinue reading “The art of the profile”

Bourbon Boys Teaser

To get you excited nervous ready to hear about the Bourbon Boys Adventure 2K11, here’s a quote from the day that I will simply attribute to Anonymous. And you’ll see why. Tour guy: And this is where we bring the barrels next. We call it the Dump Station. Anonymous gentleman in our group:That’s where IContinue reading “Bourbon Boys Teaser”