Her eyes are like, a green color, with a little bit of mocha. And she smells like coffee.

Weird things seem to happen to me. I don’t know why – just lucky I guess? Like, remember how a moth flew up my nose? And a bird committed suicide on my car? Well the past couple weeks I’ve had a few weird things like that, only not really involving wildlife. There was two weeksContinue reading “Her eyes are like, a green color, with a little bit of mocha. And she smells like coffee.”

Isis the Eye Cyst

I’ve worn contacts since the summer after fifth grade. Before that I wore glasses. I will NEVER get Lasik surgery because, oh, I don’t know, I have an aversion to needles. Especially when they are coming DIRECTLY AT MY EYE. There are not enough drugs in the world… I have a fairly strong stomach, IContinue reading “Isis the Eye Cyst”

fears, Irrational

The other day, while in the shower, I got shampoo in my eye. Wasn’t paying attention and apparently could not feel the shampoo sliding down my forehead and all of the sudden I was blind in one eye. Side note – when I was typing the previous sentence, I originally spelled forehead “fourhead” perhaps subconsciouslyContinue reading “fears, Irrational”