Sounds familiar

This is the final entry in a long-running series – texts from textsfromlastnight.com that sound like they should/could be from my friends. We’ve had a good run, but I think it’s time I move on to other fun features for you guys. So, please enjoy. (609): I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made upContinue reading “Sounds familiar”

Sounds familiar NINETEEN

Nineteen of these suckers? Whoa. Maybe at some point I’ll stop putting the numbers after. OR, I will keep going, until there’s like 103,290 of them. I haven’t decided yet. In the meantimes, please enjoy these hand-selected texts that probably sound like you! Sounds like…Me (361) Also, you tried to make me learn all ofContinue reading “Sounds familiar NINETEEN”

We can make a game out of anything

Seriously, we can. So I have this group of friends/family. They make up a significant portion of my “net.” We don’t have a name, really, like CKR, but we do refer to the group, usually, by referencing our hashtag we use to hype ourselves up for events where we’ll all be together. It’s #gamenightbitchezzz (WithContinue reading “We can make a game out of anything”

Sounds familiar XVIII

Really, these are self-explanatory at this point. And look, Steph, you’re included this time! Sounds like… me (352): You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant. (606): after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table andContinue reading “Sounds familiar XVIII”

Sounds familiar, vol. XVII

I’m digging out from vacation/wedding number 1/catching up everywhere else and in the midst of working on a slew of things to post for you in the next couple of weeks. So for now, you’ll have to make do with this. I’m sure you’re upset. So I made it a little longer than usual toContinue reading “Sounds familiar, vol. XVII”

Sounds familiar XII

I don’t think any further explanation is needed, so here you go, the final one of these for 2011. Any ideas on how to change it up or add to it for 2012, send ’em along. Also send along ones you find on your own — speaking of, thank you, Sami, for contributing a fewContinue reading “Sounds familiar XII”

Bourbon Boys Part Two

I refuse to acknowledge anything Christmas-related until after my Thanksgiving meal is fully digested. That said, since it’s past that self-imposed deadline, I present to you the earliest of Christmas presents because I know it’s what you want. YUP. BOURBON BOYS PART II. You’re welcome already. And just in case you’re new – read partContinue reading “Bourbon Boys Part Two”

Trust him, he was a Boy Scout.

I realize this post is coming immediately after a sweet little post about my Sunday school kiddos and the fun things they say. Well, the older kiddos say some funny stuff too – as evidenced by Bourbon Boys Round 2 this past weekend. Case in point: An inebriated Uncle Garr, giving us the best directionsContinue reading “Trust him, he was a Boy Scout.”

T minus 4 days

Y’all, it’s almost here. Part 2. Bourbon Boys reunite. I’ll be bringing you (as much of the) play-by-play as I can over on the Twitter thing and all the photos and as much detail as I can remember a few days (or a week, I make no promises) after the event. For now though, toContinue reading “T minus 4 days”

Bourbon Boys: Part One

About a month ago, I got a text from my uncle, Tony, asking me if I was available to chauffeur the Bourbon Tour. What Bourbon Tour? First I’d heard about it. Then he said it was scheduled for “24 Sept.” Because he’s apparently from another country. Or he was drunk because when I said IContinue reading “Bourbon Boys: Part One”