#TBT: Not terrifying at all

Things you don’t wanna hear in the middle of nowhere, especially while chaperoning youth (this is from our trip to Otter Creek in the fall).

“There’s no reception.”

“You don’t need reception to call 911.”

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This will haunt your dreams at night

I hate clowns. I don’t see the point. They’re creepy and anyone who wants to dress up that way for fun and to entertain kids – that’s effed up.

The Stephen King book, “IT” is the reason behind my fear..I read it at a young age, that was dumb, and then made the mistake of seeing the movie. I was scared of shower drains, sewer drains and Tim Curry as well for a while afterwards.

I didn’t know how bad it was until last year – we went to Thunder on my 24th birthday and while we were walking to the bathroom, we saw some freak with a clown mask on. And not a regular one, of course, one of those extra creepy ones. My sister and best friend thought it’d be hilarious if we stopped him to get a picture with me. It scared the hell out of me. I hid behind Anthony with my head buried in his back while my sister told the clown to put his arm around me for a picture. When he finally walked away and detached myself from Anthony’s back I was crying. I didn’t even know it was that bad. But apparently it is.

So. To today’s story. My mom texted me this morning to let me know that when her boss was playing in a golf tournament this week, a guy dressed up as a clown was following her in a golf cart. Apparently it was because he was the mascot for the tournament.

Doesn’t matter though. WTF. CLOWNS ARE CREEPY.

And you will never convince me otherwise.

Things to make you smile

Top 5 funniest videos I have seen in the past few days/weeks. Thanks mostly to my friends, co-workers and The Soup.. watch these and don’t laugh, I dare ya.

** Plus one kind of creepy one – Katie, I know you like Julie Andrews so I don’t know if you’ll want to watch it..

Two words: Maury Povich

Won’t let me get it from youtube anymore, but go here:

I ♥ The Soup. 🙂

Maybe the best dance moves ever:


Someone please learn this and do it in public. Preferably at a bar.

Saw this man live at Improv Louisville – possibly the best show yet:


You really should see the whole special.

Just wait for it:


Haaaaaaahahahha. Ouch.

And finally, one of the scariest movies ever – if it was a feel-good family movie:


Creepy.

Here’s the scary one. Someone took Mary Poppins and re-cut clips to make it look like it was a preview for a horror movie. Creeps me out a little..

And – this is for Sami – this is the video I was trying to find the other day. These guys have made tons of them to different songs:

You’re welcome.