I probably should just leave the TV off before I go to bed. I’d probably sleep better. Or I could at least put it on the History Channel. That’s usually guaranteed to put me to sleep, unless of course they’re showing “Gangland” or something – because I’m not about to not learn how to surviveContinue reading “Ode to a channel/Why I need to get a life”
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I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts
Just murderers. I am so serious. Besides clowns, heights and submarines – don’t judge that last one, the episode of LOST where my TV boyfriend dies completely proves my point – the thing I may be most scared of is being murdered. Yep. I’m scared of being murdered. See: Why I slept in the middleContinue reading “I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts”
I was starting to worry that I’d have to testify…
It’s no secret that I am all about the old-time gangster lifestyle – three of my favorite movies are The Godfather, The Departed and Goodfellas. I watch COPS whenever it’s on – it’s what I’m watching right now, in fact. One of the only things I don’t like about my apartment’s cable plan is thatContinue reading “I was starting to worry that I’d have to testify…”
Smooth criminal
I don’t wear turtlenecks. I cut the necks on my hoodies so they aren’t so close to my neck. I don’t wear necklaces and when I do, they aren’t tight ones. Why? Because all of those things make me feel like I’m choking. Seriously. Even t-shirts sometimes feel too tight around my neck and I’llContinue reading “Smooth criminal”
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