During a conversation updating us on the recent antics of an ex-boyfriend, one of my bffs came up with the best plan to deal with him. Killing two birds with one stone, if you will.
Sammi: “If you get paid to be on Jerry Springer and I could pay my student loans off, I’d go on there.”
I promise you will see the full story – with photos soon. In fact, I can safely say you’ll see it within the next 24 hours.
But for now, another couple little tidbits to tide you over.
Beanden: Hot and Spicy Cheez-its? We’ll be fartin’ fire and breathin’ whiskey.
Moments earlier: “I’m drinking before Taco Bell is open. That’s not healthy.”
After a story about a somewhat shady boy she’s hung out with a couple times that may or may not be stalking her:
“I mean, I half-expect to come home and find a rabbit boiling on the stove or some shit. It’s like Fatal Attraction.” – Sammi
Liz: “They have butt-padded Spanx at Forever 21.”
Chuckie: “What’s a spank?”
Taking a cue from my bf’s blog and my current mood, today you can enjoy one of my all-time favorite songs. All-time favorite in that it’s the best of John Mayer’s stuff that I’ve heard so far – and I was in a Mayer phase for a long time – and that it is EXACTLY RIGHT (I’m looking at you, boy who has never and probably will never read this blog).
Here’s the lyrics:
Back to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I tried to forget you
I tried to stay away
But it’s too lateOver you
I’m never over
Over you
Something about you
It’s just the way you move
The way you move meYeah, I’m so good at forgetting
And I quit every game I play
But forgive me, love
I can’t turn and walk away
This wayBack to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I walk with your shadow
I’m sleeping in my bed
With your silhouetteYeah, should have smiled in that picture
If it’s the last that I’ll see of you
It’s the least that you
Could not doOh, I will
Leave the light on,
I’ll never give up on you,
Leave the light on,
For me too, for me tooYeah…
Back to me
I know that it comes
Back to me
Doesn’t it scare you
Your will is not as strong
As it used to be
And, in case you’re more of a visual person, or prefer to see the weird faces he makes when he sings:
