Lonely, like a shoe with no foot, which I’d prefer to the alternative

One time when I was driving, I saw a shoe. In the middle of the road. It was weird. No idea how it got there. Was it thrown out? Did it fall off some redneck who was hanging their foot out the window while driving? (I say redneck, but I’d totally do it if itContinue reading “Lonely, like a shoe with no foot, which I’d prefer to the alternative”

It’s only natural that this is the next step

I like lists. And organization. And generally orderly things. It makes for a clean room but damn if it isn’t annoying when I have to get up out of bed to push my desk chair in because it’s bothering me for no other reason than it’s askew. Yeah, I’m that weirdo. Guys are just liningContinue reading “It’s only natural that this is the next step”

Just watching you while you sleep…

I need more public transportation in my life. Most of my experiences with buses or trains or subways or monorails or boats or whatever, have all been while I’m out of town on vacation. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve fallen asleep on all of the aforementioned modes of transportation, especially that one time whenContinue reading “Just watching you while you sleep…”

Sounds familiar V

I’ve been saving this up for a while, so I would have a special present to give you all to read during lil’ blog’s birthday week. You can thank me later. We’re at number 5. Or the FIF. See, Chappelle knows what I’m talkin’ about. For the fifth time – ’cause here’s one, two, threeContinue reading “Sounds familiar V”

Top 10, take two

To kick off blog birthday week, my suggestions this week are a bit on the self-promotion side. OK, they’re all the way on the self-promotion side. I can’t lie to you guys. This week my blog turns two. Hopefully, unlike I’ve heard it is with kids, this two-year-old won’t have anything remotely close to terrible.Continue reading “Top 10, take two”

10, count ’em, 10.

One year and 120 posts later, I think I’m getting the hang of this blogging thing. You’ve heard a lot from me this past year, like about that awkward trip to the dentist and how much I love Jason Segel. I don’t like all the stuff I write, but there’s a few posts from theContinue reading “10, count ’em, 10.”

Happy birthday, lil’ blog

Today is my blog’s first birthday. And what a year it’s been. Exactly one year ago today I sat down at my computer and thought, “hey, I should start a blog.” I didn’t have a purpose for it, other than to share with my friends and family – and other random people that stumbled uponContinue reading “Happy birthday, lil’ blog”