My sincerest apologies

For being gone for 15 whole days! How did you handle life without regular blog postings from your truly? I can answer that, I think, for most of you that read this.. you were involved in The Wedding. The Wedding of Rachel and Chuck. Which was amazing and perfect and I have so much toContinue reading “My sincerest apologies”

My best thing

Deena from Jersey Shore says that. The Roommate hates it. I think by “best” she means favorite, and I know I’m right because I have relatives in New Jersey so I can speak the language. Clarification – my relatives in Jerz have nothing to do with Jersey Shore in any way, shape or form. AndContinue reading “My best thing”

Most important stuff

The closest I’ve ever had to a house fire, thankfully, was that time The Roommate burnt popcorn so badly the living room smelled like it for almost a week. And hopefully it’s something I never have to deal with. But one of the questions that provides an answer that tells you a lot about aContinue reading “Most important stuff”

That shit cray

Y’all might have heard I have a Twitter. On that Twitter I follow people, and they follow me. (My dad is confused already, I bet.) One person I don’t follow, but debate doing so at least once a month is Kanye West. Why? Because he’s insane. He tweets a lot so it can get kindContinue reading “That shit cray”

Lonely, like a shoe with no foot, which I’d prefer to the alternative

One time when I was driving, I saw a shoe. In the middle of the road. It was weird. No idea how it got there. Was it thrown out? Did it fall off some redneck who was hanging their foot out the window while driving? (I say redneck, but I’d totally do it if itContinue reading “Lonely, like a shoe with no foot, which I’d prefer to the alternative”

#dinosaurproblems

I have never seen the cartoon movie “Meet The Robinsons” but I will forever love it because of this one scene from the preview that makes me laugh every time. And now, someone has taken that – and a pretty impressive drawing ability – and made it into a blog about our poor friend, theContinue reading “#dinosaurproblems”

It’s only natural that this is the next step

I like lists. And organization. And generally orderly things. It makes for a clean room but damn if it isn’t annoying when I have to get up out of bed to push my desk chair in because it’s bothering me for no other reason than it’s askew. Yeah, I’m that weirdo. Guys are just liningContinue reading “It’s only natural that this is the next step”

When Twitter takes over real life

True story – I use Twitter more than Facebook these days. I prefer it. Granted there are still awesome things about Facebook, but my attention span has dwindled to the point that Twitter’s good enough for me. Late-stage ADD, if you will. And sometimes it takes over my life. Like, when The Roommate and IContinue reading “When Twitter takes over real life”

Not a poet and I know it

I have been known to dabble in poetry. You know, there was the couple of times I decided haikus were a good idea, not to mention that poetry book I had to write in high school that my sophomore English teacher looked at for eight seconds before giving me (and everyone else who completed it,Continue reading “Not a poet and I know it”

Finders’ keepers

I think I punctuated that correctly. Anyway. Currently, as a bookmark, I am using a Les Miserables little fact sheet that came in a book I bought from Half-Price Books. It was convenient, so I kept it. I did not, however, put a picture of it on the Internet. But I should have! Because thereContinue reading “Finders’ keepers”