Once upon a time my girls and I had a Girls Night and watched Magic Mike. Another night, we got brave and decided to do crafts and watch the best sequel of all time, Magic Mike XXL. What follows, as before, is the unfiltered commentary overheard (from me by them) during the run of that beautifulContinue reading “ANOTHER magical night”
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Maybe wait a little longer…
Among my 6 million jobs currently getting me to the next time I have full-time employment is babysitting. I’ve been doing a lot of hanging out with children under the age of 5 this summer. And that, as you may know, can come with some great stories. Because you never know what they willContinue reading “Maybe wait a little longer…”
Sounds familiar
It’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these.. For those who might be new to the party… I am in about three different group texts that I communicate in regularly, with my very best friends. These texts aren’t from them, they’re ones that got submitted to textsfromlastnight.com, but they very easily could beContinue reading “Sounds familiar”
Sounds familiar
As I’ve said before – my Game Night Bitchezzz and I have a GroupMe thread that’s been going on basically forever and it’s the best thing to happen to all of us, ever. The conversations that go on in there I couldn’t explain if I tried, and I love that. They range in topic byContinue reading “Sounds familiar”
A magical night
Once upon a time last week, my friends/cousins/sisters and I had a Girls Night. Originally our plan had been to watch Sharknado 2 together, because OBVIOUSLY. However, luckily for us and you, that plan got changed to the classic piece of cinema entitled “Magic Mike,” on account of the majority of the girls hadn’t seenContinue reading “A magical night”
Cubicle Neighbor Chronicles Part IV
Editor’s note: This post was not written by the author of this blog. The author of this post has asked to remain anonymous on account of he/she does not want to lose his/her job. In the past I regularly shared stories with Laura about my infamous “cubicle neighbor.” (Part I, II and III) She wasContinue reading “Cubicle Neighbor Chronicles Part IV”
…And you will hereafter refer to me as such
You might have heard that I work with teenagers at my church.. If you haven’t, I suggest reading one or all of these before going further: • Chaperoning at the Happiest Place on Earth • Wherein I am either the worst chaperone or the best one • Joining the club • Self-esteem boosters with SarahContinue reading “…And you will hereafter refer to me as such”
Sounds familiar
I couldn’t stage a comeback without including an old favorite for y’all. You know the drill. Texts From Last Night publishes texts that could very well be from my friends, even though the area codes are different… Sounds like…me (865) I’m so drunk. Liken realign drink (615) Like really drunk? (615) Or did you enjoyContinue reading “Sounds familiar”
Secret ingredient
So at youth group, we let the youths cook. Yeah, I really just said “youths” so I could use that gif. Because I love it so much. We gave them the ingredients but no recipes. However, next time they would like things to be different. Jonathan, twelfth-grader: “Next time we should get to bring ourContinue reading “Secret ingredient”
Merry Christmas, boys and girls
My gift to you – an amazing version of the famous story “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.” Seriously. Ryan Gosling’s in it, need I say more? drunk-history-christmas-with-ryan-gosling-jim-carrey-and-eva-mendes?playlist=featured_videos And now that you’re done with that, go watch the rest of the Drunk History videos. You won’t be sorry. Oh yeah, and merry Christmas and all that.
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