Among my 6 million jobs currently getting me to the next time I have full-time employment is babysitting. I’ve been doing a lot of hanging out with children under the age of 5 this summer.
And that, as you may know, can come with some great stories. Because you never know what they will say.
Take, for example, young Cooper, age 3, who talked up a storm when I took him to school the other day.
Best thing he said though was about his future career goals: “I only have to go to school until I’m 17. And then, if somebody needs a dad, I can be their dad!”
On account of... 
OMG! WHAT!??