Today, we visit the subject of being a parent. And what it apparently meant to me, at age 8.

First, to be a mom:

You only get school clothes and trolls. Oh and school supplies.

To be a dad:

I am so glad I didn’t end up a father because I do not want to be a band director, however I would be a better one than the guy currently doing the job my dad was doing when I was 8. Also can we note that when you’re 8, $40-$50 a month is BANK.