I guess you could say I’ve got a somewhat regular babysitting gig these days, in that when a certain set of parents goes out of town, their kids ask for me to be the one that gets paid to hang out with them.
Not that I mind, I babysit for the coolest, greatest kids ever. True story.
One of them, Will, who you’ve already heard about and I’m sure will again, is one of the funniest people I know. Most of it is unintentional.
Like the other night he kept using air quotes when he’d say things. Like, (air quotes) I have to go to the bathroom. (end air quotes) Or (air quotes) I’m gonna have a breakfast bar. (end air quotes)
I asked him what it meant when you did that with your fingers while you were talking and he said “You do that when you don’t really care about what you’re saying.”