The first sign your friend might be a serial killer

A few years ago I went to see Dave Matthews Band with my friend, Amber, at Riverbend. Awesome venue, weird rules. Like, no chairs allowed, even though a majority of the venue is grass. Amber was not a fan of the chair rule. Was it because they were worried about people hitting each other with them in a fight? Standing on them? Who knows.

Amber: “I don’t know why they don’t let you bring chairs but they let you bring blankets. You could strangle somebody with a blanket.”

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2 thoughts on “The first sign your friend might be a serial killer

  1. Melody Mayes says:

    I do a class at the jail and I’m allowed to wear necklaces and scarves, but sunglasses on my head are a huge no no. Rules are lame.

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