A few years ago I went to see Dave Matthews Band with my friend, Amber, at Riverbend. Awesome venue, weird rules. Like, no chairs allowed, even though a majority of the venue is grass. Amber was not a fan of the chair rule. Was it because they were worried about people hitting each other with them in a fight? Standing on them? Who knows.
Amber: “I don’t know why they don’t let you bring chairs but they let you bring blankets. You could strangle somebody with a blanket.”
On account of... 
She would do that too.
I do a class at the jail and I’m allowed to wear necklaces and scarves, but sunglasses on my head are a huge no no. Rules are lame.