I’ve told you before about my occasional fill-ins as a Sunday School teacher for four- to six-year-olds, when my sister or the other teacher can’t be there.
It’s a fun little class and I usually leave with several hilarious words of advice or ridiculously cute and outrageous overheard conversations.
And today was no exception.
After talking about Lady Gaga and favorite singers:
Darrah, age 5: I love Justin Bieber. I want to kiss him.
Me: Don’t you have a boyfriend?
Darrah: I have a boyfriend but I don’t love him as much as I love Justin Bieber.
Me: How old do you think you have to be to be somebody’s girlfriend?
Darrah: You have to be at least three years old to have a boyfriend.
Me: So how do you know if someone wants to be your boyfriend? How can you tell?
Darrah: As long as he thinks you’re cute he’ll be your boyfriend.
Me: What if he thinks I’m cute but doesn’t want to be my boyfriend?
Will, age 6: That’s IMPOSSIBLE!
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