OK, not really. But there’s stuff I’ve wondered about this week, and I don’t know the answers to any of it. If you can help me out, lemme know. There are only a few on the list, but they’re important.
Why do you stick your tongue out when you cough?
Why have I woken up at exactly 7:48 a.m. three times this week?
What makes the fact that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal had coffee together newsworthy enough to be on CNN’s website?
Why does Charmin use bears in their commercials? And why even advertise toilet paper? Everyone needs it but they’re the only ones that advertise…
Do the people that live above us in this apartment ever sleep?
These are the things I need answers to – ’cause they’re driving me nuts.