Him: Did you highlight your hair?
Me: Yeah, like a few weeks ago. I think I’m having a good hair day today though.
Him: Yeah. And you have makeup on…
Me: Actually I don’t.
Him: Oh. Looked like it.
Me: Nope…just tell me I’m pretty.
Him: Shut up.
This could make a mediocre book
Him: Did you highlight your hair?
Me: Yeah, like a few weeks ago. I think I’m having a good hair day today though.
Him: Yeah. And you have makeup on…
Me: Actually I don’t.
Him: Oh. Looked like it.
Me: Nope…just tell me I’m pretty.
Him: Shut up.
