How to make sure you get all the awesome presents you asked for this year

Me to group of five-year-olds this morning: “How do you stay on Santa’s good list?”
Little boy: “You have to respect Santa.”
Me: “And how to do you do that?”
Little boy: “If he gives you something for a present and you don’t like it, you just pretend. You act like you like it even if you don’t.”