What will they think of next?

So on the way home from work today I heard a commercial for Taco Bell’s new black taco.

First of all, I have eaten at Taco Bell maybe 10 times in my 25 years of life. They haven’t done anything to keep me coming back. And this black taco commercial just gives me one more reason I don’t want to eat there.

I had to laugh, though, because in the commercial, they call it “the exciting new black taco.” What’s so exciting? That it’s black? How is that exciting? To me, it just makes me think it’s burnt.

My dad made black tacos once, by accident. They caught our toaster oven on fire. Now that’s exciting.