If I had a million dollars

I’d get this:

And this:

And this. And I would call her Stella. Because I love that name and I want to call her Marlon Brando/Streetcar Named Desire style.

This would be nice too:

Maybe I’ll buy a lottery ticket.

ALSO:
I feel I need to share this. I just saw a commercial for a cruise line that said their cruises were “lugzurrious” and that it offered lots of “amentities.” I kid you not. People paid for this. DUMB.